Friday, July 11, 2008

Arre Madam

Something very ...i don't know what to call this...but this happened today

i was on my way back to home from my class,just after i crossed the signal i was in between the crowd of vehicles..a girl of around 13 or 14 yrs was going on her way suddenly a carwala (stupid man) just came in front of her..they were just about to collide.crashhhhhhhh
but it didn't happen..wat happened was this
carwala - aare madem dekh ke chalo
girl - mein toh side se hi ja rahi hu...aap
carwala - (cutting her lines) dekh ke chalo madem....mar war jaogi
and he went away in full speed
girl back to her way...a bit conscious...and with silly felling of MADAM
this is the most common word faced by almost all females of different age groups...
these stupid people are always ready to blame madams on road
"jaise road inke pitaji ki hai"..huh

50 comments:

*~*{Sameera}*~* said...

I have experienced this many a time,both while walking or driving.

Such comments are passed only by big-time MCPs usually.

Cest la vie.Sigh!

Have a nice weekend :)

humbl devil said...

have seen this and more on delhi roads...the week i was there last year...
seems like the males of the north dont have any respect...so much ego floating around...especially in the way they treat women...

guess it will take some time for things to chnage...

Priya Joyce said...

tum bade respect se dialogue marti ho. arre ye kaho na road kya tumhare baap ki hai.

just kidding
niway gud post.

there's a lot of fun in ma new blog come someday.

Deranged Insanity ^.^ said...

Lmao =))
Quite witty but true at times :)
These carwales should be nailed down in ground -where-they-belong- lol
I hope carwalis are not this rude :D

Mishra said...

I liked your punch line- but instead of pitaji, I would have used Baap...that would have been far more authentic you know....

joiedevivre said...

@ sameera
yeah...
and not only carwalas...many others also pass such comments.

u too hav a nice weekend..
:)

joiedevivre said...

@ devil
true..
par india mein inta jaldi kuch change nai hota
its gona take sum more...sum more time..

joiedevivre said...

@ priya
hehe..respect se dailogue..
haan i cud hav used baap dere instead of pitaji...
but dese were the actual wrds i said..

joiedevivre said...

@ priya
will surely cum...hav been a bit busy..

joiedevivre said...

@ mishraji
wat du u mean by authentic??

joiedevivre said...

@ deranged insanity
haha..yeah carwalis are not rude.
i hav never heard sumthin lik
...aare sir...

Rajesh said...

hi...visiting ur blog 4 the first time..must tel u 2 things.. i love the name of ur blog 'ESCORTING LIFE TO DEATH'..really induces optimism into us...very good...n secondly JOIE-DE-VIVRE...being a french student and somehow, I'm so inclined to the word 'exuberance'...that made me read ur blog...

well...sweet lil post...kep writing..if u hate being called MADAM...I hate wen young lil gals call me UNCLE (i'm jus a 20 yr old)

P.S: Do read my blog wen u find time...hope u lik it

Iceman said...

LOL...

Happens with me quiet a lot!
When I commute to work on my cycle...
And since i am no "Madam", I get to hear, "Ghar pe bol ke aaya kya?" & "Marneko meri gaadi hi mila kya?"

ROTFL...

Bhai with Chai said...

what's worse is.. this "madam" is said in a tone that's 'accusing' and that gets very irritating :/

Bhai with Chai said...

@ iceman

That was ROTFL! :D
Educated / Uneducated -- kisi mein farak ni raha hai! :/

Nikita said...

sahi hai yaar....kitni baar hota hai....n madam word se hi chid mach gyi hai....n sach hai these car wallas...feel like kickin them hard...n aprt frm this,
guys on bikes, agar aap normal speed mein bhi inse aage nikal jao to itna dil par kyu lete hai? itno ego ko hurt kyu karta hai? kaise bhi aapse aage nikalenge....hadd hai....

Hemanth Potluri said...

LOL...

hahaha...i once had this car guy just hit me wen i was crossing road ..he said did u tell ur parents that ur goin to die... i replied yes i told them that i wud be careful not to die..but my parents said be careful with stupids like u....hahah..i had a big fight with that carwala...

madam acha posh hai..hahah lol...gud one neha...

urs..hemu..

mayz said...

i agree wid mishra..
baap or uncle wud b a better choice of words :P

joiedevivre said...

@ rajesh
thanx for droppin in here..
very few poeple hav taken dis blog name wid optimism..m gald u got it correct.
and abt joiedevivre..i feel dis wrd is for me..so i hav taken it as my pen name.
will surely come to ur blog
:)

joiedevivre said...

@ iceman
hmm ladko ke sath bhi hai yeh problem..
but dis wrd madam is so irritating..i just cant take it

joiedevivre said...

@ bhai
xactly dis wrd madam n tone..
ahhhh

joiedevivre said...

@ hemanth
oye dont call me madam!

joiedevivre said...

@ niki mam
aare aapne to naya topic initiate kar diya..
yeh ego problem toh aur bhi bada issue hai...

Urv said...

Arre madam :) gussa mat hoiye.. take a chill pill..

joiedevivre said...

@ urv
oye dnt call me madam..

Mystique Wanderer said...

ha ha ha...yeah in this National Crime Region (NCR)...its like jiski laathi uski bhains

Mystique Wanderer said...

jst signing on for follow ups...i keep like a bumbling idiot forget to check the box the first time

Aneesh said...

Haha, very true, not only to madams do this happen but for sir's also. Me to have experienced it :)

joiedevivre said...

@ aneesh
haha
yeh to national problem hai!

prajyot said...

it happnes almost regularly..but that dialoge was too gud..like FIMLY HEIN TYPO

joiedevivre said...

@ prajot
haha..filmy nai re..mein bohot gusse mein thi

Ashu'z said...

give a mouthful to this weird bhiyas :)

and this is a common sight in the indian roads, more so in the part of world from where i come from :)

Urv said...

Arre, was just pulling your leg.. :)

joiedevivre said...

@ ashu'z
yeah..sadiyal bhaiyas

joiedevivre said...

@ urv
pata hai yaar

Rehaan said...

these eveteasers shd be hanged.......

Viajero said...

I think that when people drive, they see the pedestrians through a different pair of eyes :-?

Solitaire said...

Did you read the incident of Ankur's accident on his blog?

Abhishek Khanna said...

arre madam zara sambhalke..
ab bechare ppl knw jus one word tht sounds respectable .. thank god that they dun say auntyji zara sambhal ke

joiedevivre said...

@ rehaan
well m not sayin dey r eveteasers..
but yes its irritatin wen people call u madem in such way

joiedevivre said...

@ viajero
hmm unka bhi din aayega..
;)

joiedevivre said...

@ sol
nop..i havnt read dat yet..
i'l go thru it.

Mystique Wanderer said...

its like something u often at stations or buses....ladiej hain...
something like... ladiej seat pe mat baithiye

that doesn't sound much better either...but they try their best to converse in hinglish as they can...

ofcourse that doesn't excuse them from driving rash...

joiedevivre said...

@ abhishek
oye aunty bolta toh wahi dho deti usko!!
hehe

joiedevivre said...

@ mystique wanderer
hmm..hai toh sai baat
but..on roads situation alag hai..
i mean buri hai

pratul said...

most of the times i saw that it was girl's mistake but still people think that only man commit those mistaks which is totally wrong
manier times it's girl's mistake and to proove it these kind of words have to be used
so i think it's not wrong
man din't abused her , he just said her to drive properly

joiedevivre said...

@ pratul
huh...was xpected dis frm u...
u always hav trouble wid women's i hav seen..
well dis is wat females hav xperienced and i hope u r not among those stupid carwalas...or bikewalas

jayant said...

Hahaha..
nice one, Madam!
but tell you what.. these "madams" are often caught doing silly things while driving/walking..
the other day I was driving and a young female was crossing the road.I kept up with my pace, as i had calculated that she would cross safely by the time i reach there but to my SHOCK,she stood there,bang in the middle of the road!!
now what'd you call this??
nyz,it's a one off incident so all those females who're wanting to eat me up after reading this,plz spare me!

joiedevivre said...

@ jayant
hmm
dat mayb an incident..not necessarily always such things happen..
and mayb ur calculation wud hav gone wrong..thoda plus minus ki gadbad ya division mein..
haha

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