Thursday, September 10, 2009

kyun...kyun...kyun

Beware

(read at your own risk, writer should not be blamed for any sade hue tamater wale expression :P)


kyun 7 din ek se nai hote..

kyun mujhe maths se darr lagta hai..

kyun sahi waqt pe mere phone ka balance NIPAT jata hai..

kyun dost call you later kehke call nai karte..

kyun yeh word frustration banaya gaya..

kyun mera headphone aur speaker itne aache mausam mein kharab hai..

kyun log time pe milte nai..

kyun rakhi sawant shadi nai karti..

kyun ladke lal (red) chaddi pehen ke jhooht bolte hai (ke hum nai pehente)..

43 comments:

Leo said...

wow! what a post! :)

good way to get rid of frustration! :)

if ever u fear math, come to me, will teach u n get rid of it! :) and if i tell i'll call, i will call only! :D

i too wish only 1 day was there, but we'll have to manage with 7! :)

so lets make 7 days seem like one! :)

A S said...

hahahahaha!

ek aur add kar :
kyon tere dimaag ke nut bolts dheele hain :P

lol!

Pranay said...

Hahahahahahahahaha....Now I can understand why your mood is so bad. That last point is just not right!!!
Hehehehe...

Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

lal chaddi ???
knowledge enhanced. I was unaware.

Hemanth Potluri said...

kya hal hai neha ji...sab ko prashan puch rahi ho...

sometimes there are answers in questions only....:)...

sometimes people wil say they will call and wont that will happen all the times for me..:P..


wait will mail u something soon :)...

be cool neha ji :)..

urs..hemu..

Randeep said...

Hindi malum nahi :(

Cheers
Randeep

Suree said...

lal chaddi lol.... :)

Amrita~Ams said...

hahahha

kyu hum french nahi bol pate :P

kyu kyu kyu..bar bar joie muje frnch k tuff quest puchti. hai

red chaddi wala doubt muje bhi hai:P
or rakhi sawant toh shadi karne se rahi..likh le..

Resurgence said...

Dost call kyun nahi karte woh to bata sakta hoon.... unke phone me bhi paise kam hote hain.... aur phir kuch birle log jinke paass Post Paid hai woh bechare phans jaate hain.... :)
And end me yeh laal chaddi kahan se aa gaya?.... :)

विनय ‘नज़र’ said...

dazzling post

peter said...

LOL yeh kya tha =))

shooting star said...

rakhi sawant shaadi zarur karegi..
and ladke are too full of shot to admit they wear lal chaddis!!!

Sarath said...

bahut saare sawaal unanswered hi reh jaate hai.
laal chaddi pehen ne mai kya buraai hai?

digant sutar said...

Good!You got so many titles for Ekata Kapoor serials.Kuickly reserve the Copy rights before she reads this :P

joie de vivre said...

@ leo

I was trying to write something else but I came up with this...

tera que was too good yaar..I m definitely goin to write on that.
:)

joie de vivre said...

@ Aj

arre beta add karne se kya hota hai inka jawab kaun dega.???

joie de vivre said...

@ pranay

tu bhi jhootha..hogi tere pass bhi..sach bol

hahaha

joie de vivre said...

@ hobo

har baat mein gyan nai hota bhai!!

joie de vivre said...

@ hobo
oye tera New Dp is very nice

joie de vivre said...

@ hemzi
waahh itni badiya hindi.. :)
prashan poochne ka adhikar sabko hai..hai ke nai..

and tune koi mail nai bheja abhi tak..send it fasttttt

joie de vivre said...

@ randeep

toh yeh kaise likha tumne??

joie de vivre said...

@ suree

:P

joie de vivre said...

@ asmi

aare jo side mein baithega usi ko poochungi na :)

waise bhi tera ehssan hai mujhe pe...note book ka hehe

joie de vivre said...

@ resurgence
agreed! birla point toh theek hai tumhara..
and about chaddi you can tell me..after all tum bhi ladke ho hehe

joie de vivre said...

@ vinay
:)

joie de vivre said...

@ pinku
kuch bhi tha yaarr..ab iske peeche ki mood history mat poochna
:P

joie de vivre said...

@ shooting star
shadi karegi ya ghar todegi kisika pata nai :P

joie de vivre said...

@ sarath
absolutely no problem yaar, pehno na ..daily pehno..lekin jhooth kyu kehte ho ke nai pehente.

joie de vivre said...

@ digant
hahaha

nice observation..yeh toh maine socha hi nai..
lekin itne ghatiya title koi nai churayega..excpet one person..you know whom M talkin about :)

Yayaver said...

jaane kyun jaane kyun, jaane kyun. Good way to flush away frustation. Good effort and now I hope your mood will be little bit refreshed.

joie de vivre said...

@ yayaver
:)
sab theek hai

but yeas sab ladke ab sach sach bolo..
lollzz

joie de vivre said...

@ guys/ladke/male :P

Why don't you people say truth?

haha

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Fiducia said...

Are you running out of posts???
LOL! Juz' kidding..:)
Enjoyable and yet makes you think about all that happens in our e'day lives..
Cute!!
So kyun aap aur nahin likhti..;)) Waiting for more, expert!
Keep writing..:)

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

hhheheh kitni chaddiyan dekhi hai apne ? :P :P

frustu life hai yaar aur rakh shadi nahi karegi. i saw a news today ki bobby darling bhi swyamvar karega/i

ankita said...

babe..u need help..see you soon!!

Tarun Sharma said...

Hello Ma'm
very funny post.LOL
enjoyed it

chirag said...

maine kyu ye post padhi

nice one yaar
pakane k liye best hain

Pranav Kumar V said...

har sawaal ka jawaab nahin hota!!

par haan, tum poochogi, agar har sawaal ka jawaab nahin hota, toh sawaal kyon hota hai?? Main pichle kuch saalon se ghar pe yahi poochta aa raha hoon, aur har baar, ek hi jawaab... shut up and leave me alone PK!!

aakhir kyon??!!

later gater, see you when I see you... :D

Suyog said...

whoa.....dude,wat was that joie!!!

now i guess u are gettin feminine :P

ceedy said...

Kyu maine yeh post padhne ka kasht kiya :P

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

pappu deciphered few lines :)

WarmSunshine said...

LOL.... first tell me who's the guy in red underwear who say's he isn't weraing a red one at all??? :D

as for rakhi sawant, ehhh i dont like that woman. she has that stern gundi look on her face ... oh are you a fan??? i take my words back if u r :D hehe

nice random post :)