Saturday, June 13, 2009

Typical SHE

Girls are such a creature who would emerge very unlike from at first what they are. It’s not only the hormones alone its something which they take over from Venus. Girlfriends and wives can be the best spy team in the world. No more better detectives we could get. This XX chromosome has full on potential to bring guys down in most of the conditions :P . Make sure you have Venus in your favor or else this lady luck can ruin you with the help of jhadu (kind of Indian vacuum cleaner). A typical she is gifted with a dhasu kind of memory, able to remember all the days you didn’t come on time, you forgot to take her out, number of time you didn’t said you love her, times you slept while she was telling you how kamla vimala nirmala told her latest gossip..etc etc etc..
She is definitely the one you chose for yourself when you didn’t know the hidden talents of getting screwed.
So all you fools there get some phool (flower) for your dear one just in case you have only one, if not then try something that bites less of your pocket. Keep the typical one happy inside and rest you can be assured off. She would kill you with her smile.
Dhiskaiooo

62 comments:

WarmSunshine said...

LOL!!!

I must have my fiance read this. He'd be thrilled. He's always telling me how dangerous wives are :D

Loved it!!! Nice for a change after a long, tiring day :)

divsi said...

hehe! nice post der!
i agree completely bout the memory thing!! neday:)

Amrita~Ams said...

bhooo...
hehhe..tu padhi experiment kar rahi hai :P..
tujse kabse aisi baatein samaj aane lagi..tu gal hai but aise traits nahi hai tujmai :P

Mayz said...

ROFL!!!
isko kehte hain zor ka jhatka dheere se...hehehehe!!!

Roo-Ba-Roo said...

hehehhe...very true, no doubt.

but u r also girl, so u r also part of tht... :)

nice post..

MultiMenon said...

Yeah,yeah..I can agree with what you write..Though am expectedly waiting for the tide to turn our side.. :)

Nikhil

Sam said...

haha super duper uber cool post :)

vadda fundoo post he bhiya. nicely summed up.

Sam said...

my younger sis remembers every fight we had since we were kids. i m like wth:O

paramveer said...

"Girls are such a creature who would emerge very unlike from at first what they are."
kk..i hv learnt that one important lession in last 1 yr...

n ur post is so funny as it seems to be...hehe

PARAM
mypoeticaccent.blogspot.com

Gunjan Karun said...

LOL ... kind of Indian vacuum cleaner :)

That was witty.

Chriz said...

i just got hitched... not even 24 hours.. i will know soon :)

Miss Kido said...

LOL... Good one :)

So all you fools there get some phool jhadu (kind of Indian vacuum cleaner) ROFL :D

Hemanth Potluri said...

:P...:D...glad i know somethings now :P....

urs..hemu..

peter said...

And thatz typical you, You shud have been a guy ..and I shud have been a smoker, fir ikathey addebaazi kartey, aur laundiayabaazi kartey ....apan =)) LOL

Cяystal said...

Girls are \m/ ;)
Liked it immensely..specially the pic =P

Priya Joyce said...

hahahah...spies :P lolz..waise sahi hei..they've had to adapt to that coz of the "guy behaviour" :P

well well yeh guys need to keep them happy..
we deserve it after all ;)

rabbit said...

you are scaring the guys...
lol

tc

Preetilata【ツ】 said...

hhehehehe lol .:)

i liked the new look neha. even d new blog name. :)

CHEERS to LIFE!! said...

rare to see a female coming down with such thoughts, which if noted by a guy would mean an invitation to the ambulance while testing cyanide on self....
hilarious thou!!

joiedevivre said...

@ mehreen
yeah tell him the hard realities of life..it isnt very easy to live with a female :P

joiedevivre said...

@ divsi
:)
true right

joiedevivre said...

@ asmi
hehe haan mujhe sab pata hai..
u need tuitions..come to me :D
(* conform the rates)

joiedevivre said...

@ mayz
;)
sai bola

and what happened to your pic..?? pehle wala was more good or hot :P hehe

joiedevivre said...

@roo ba roo
yeah indeed m a gal..
but u might have heard
exceptions are alwayz there..(see m escaping) :P

joiedevivre said...

@ niks
ahem ahem..
see exceptions are alwayz there

joiedevivre said...

@ sam
thankss bhiyao
bas abhi half truth aaya hai remainin bhi jaldi aayega :D

yeah sisters remember evrythin..my sister keeps on reminding me all those blackmailin techneques i use to trick on her

joiedevivre said...

@ param

yeh sunke woh dailog yaad aaya

"mein toh sach bolta hu aachi aapne aap lag jati hai" - Singh is King

:P

joiedevivre said...

@ gunjan sir
hehe aap married hai sir..u know better
right?

joiedevivre said...

@ chriz
;)

joiedevivre said...

@ kido
:D
thanx

joiedevivre said...

@ hemzi
find a woman in your life..then you'l know :P

joiedevivre said...

@ peter
hehe ab kya kahu..tujhe toh already sab pata hai...
yaha kuch abuse words keh diye toh ladkiya mujhe boycott kar dengi blogosphere se. :P

joiedevivre said...

@ crystal
:D

joiedevivre said...

@ pj
yeah true
:)

joiedevivre said...

@ rabbit
hehe jab ladki aachi lagi tab nai socha yeh sab..ab kya..
karo ya maro

joiedevivre said...

@ preeti
thanks a lot dear!

joiedevivre said...

@ cheers to life
somebody has to tell the truth :P

d gypsy! said...

nice change actually..

witty and at the same time , i had a good laugh... ;)

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

i loved the pic par ye aapko kya ho gaya ji? nari sanvaad?

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

oh and another thing
" ladki ankhiyon se goli maare *dhishkiaoon*" :D :P :D

Keshi said...

**i just got hitched..

As per ur post Joi, Chriz just got screwed. lol!

Keshi.

Suree said...

... good post...

got lotta knolEDGE from it !!!

:P ;) :P

urs
suree

rahul said...

ohh..the bullet just zipped past my nose :P!!

joiedevivre said...

@ d gypsy
:)
thanks

joiedevivre said...

@ i'l try to be truthful
kya mastt gana haina ankhiyo se goli mare... :)

joiedevivre said...

@ keshi
hehe
let it be

joiedevivre said...

@ suree
good for you then

joiedevivre said...

@ rahul
really?? :P

Abhishek Khanna said...

tune mere dil ki baat likh di

Shanu said...

Lol..well said mate :P

Suyog said...

being a girl u wrote this post ...............saare ladko ko daraane ka iraada hai kya ?
btwe u dint mentioned wat those guys shud to do who dont have any typical she of thers...

Prakhar said...

ufff...maar dala!! :P

Transformation...escorting to layering :)...keep goin!

joiedevivre said...

@ abhishek
:)
antaryami kaho mujhe bacccha

joiedevivre said...

@ shanu
:) i know

joiedevivre said...

@ suyog
ab darana kya hai..woh toh foto dekh ke hi darr gaye honge

and those who dont have their 'she'..dnt wry you'l get one someday if you fall in love or they'l b arranged by your parents someday :P

joiedevivre said...

@ prakhar
:P marr gaya :O

Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

Where is SHE ?

joiedevivre said...

@ hobo
teri she toh tujhe hi pata hogi na :P

Nidhi said...

Awesome !

True to the core ;)

joiedevivre said...

@ nidhi
haanji
aur aap kya thok ke bhaw mein comment karke gai ho...bade dino baad dekha tumhe yaha

Nidhi said...

Hahaha ! thats how life has become.. work and few other things have been keeping me busy.. but m trying to catch up on all the special posts i have been missing out on frm a long time :)

So thok bhaav mein aaye comments ko please accept kar lijiye ;) dil ki gehrayi se aaye hai ji :)

joiedevivre said...

@ nidhi
aare sab rakh liye.. :)

comment reject karna paap hai