I was wondering how fast the time flies. Feeling like “abhi kal hi ki baat lagti hai jab mummy ne pehli baar pados ke tinku se milwaya tha aur by god ki kasam usko dekh ke mere hosh ud gaye the I mean koi ladka itna chikna kaise ho sakta hai”.
NO NO I was not at all like the nain mattaka type girl….par dil hai ke manna hi nai chahta… :P
NO NO I was not at all like the nain mattaka type girl….par dil hai ke manna hi nai chahta… :P
So the symptoms of all my adaiyen (typical girly expression) started coming out soon. Oye adaiyen matlab baacho wali.
So let me share some of my dream man or men which I thought of since my childhood. Kindly ignore your logical thoughts for few minutes like everyone does at the time of watching David Dhawan ki movie.
- The first position goes to a TRUCKWALA, the benefit I use to think of it was, hum hamesha ghoomte rahenge..sara India naap (measure) lenge.
- Then I forgot him as soon as I understood the importance of dresses for girls. It’s like a never ending competition between all females, to have more and more and more number of dresses. All variety all color, they want all…I mean I want all…all of them. So the next person came was the one who had this big showroom and all those variety and colors.
- One day I went with..?? hmm with whom I don’t remember…but yeah I remember I went for an ice cream, and I realized this was my manzil (target actually) I don’t need a showroom wala dream man, I want this ice cream wala…roz roz free fund ki ice cream khao.
- Finally, my happy days came to an end and I went to school. I met a maths teacher there and I hated him but then I thought like a chatur chalak ladki with komolika expression ‘agar mein isko aapne jaal mein fasa lu toh yeh maths ka paper out kar dega mere liye aur fir mujhe 2 ka table yaad nai karna padega’, and he replaced the icey creamy wala.
- Some not so important people to mention here, the same class guys and new guys in alternate year… skip skip and see how I tired to hop in all type of professions.
Chalo chalo get back to work all of you...sab thodi na likhne wali hu...sab bhai behen padte hai blog... kya sochnege mere bare mein.
Chalo bhago yaha se!
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61 comments:
hahahah/// mast post che :P
lolz..sabse mast that maths teacher waala kissa :P
;)
ROFL!! Very smart!! The moral is, the guy you want is the one who can give you whatever you want at that point in time... very very smart!!
But I never felt the same seeing my female Math teachers!! I always wanted them to pick a fight with my male Math guys, they hit really hard and one punch in this females face and she'll be history!! But the losers act like the sweetest men on earth when they're talking to them and thrash Math-allergic kids like me in class!! :-X
Who cares?? I didn't flunk any major Math test till now and I'm done with it for life!! :D
See you when I see you... :D
ROFL
That was funny :D
I have a list of 'em too... kabhi share karoon gi apne blog pe :P
u tc babes!
army wale kidhar gaye be ?
bonderful. had me in splits.
Naughty joieee.. :p
Why did't u dream of a pilot??u cuda been the high flying gal accompanying ur man.. ;)
anyways,cool post..joiee stylee.. :D
Take care
Nikhil
:P
i liked the 'maths teacher thingy'
guess many of us had d same thots.... :P
so funny post!!!.....and dress businessman is a gud idea.......hehe..[wink]
PARAMVEER
mypoeticaccent.blogspot.com
kuch galat nai sochungi.opposite sex ko dekh kar people start doing funny things like this. so chalta hai.
:D :D :D Joie and Joie ke bande :P
kya super post hai hahaha " komolika jaisa expression :P " oof what happened to those typical K serials?
oww sare hi likh deti, hum to vella baithe hain :P
ps- I learnt about MJ from NEWS
lol....all the way...new here..will keep visitin...keep writin!
hary
Hiya... first time here...
and its an happy go read...
a light hearted post that brought a smile to my face even in a foul mood :)
thanks mate...
take care... cheers...
ROFL..
cute post..
no policemen? pilot? soldier??
mast hai yeh post ............
that was really funny !!!!!
waise the list is really nice and i really kept my logics apart while reading ....truck drivers dont really carry there family to "measure" the highways :D
sale lagane vala..kal unki saath date pe gai thi na.. :-P
ye toh mera bachpan tha...hehe!
ab yeh tinku kahan se ayaa yaar..??
new competition..batayi nai..
2nd case mein maine actually socha tailor !! :D
Maths teacher ka kissa mast tha :D
Have a great weekend :)
lol.. :-)
that was funny...!!
Kya re ...story start kar ke thag diya public ko ( can't stop laughing )
to be continued.... hi likh dena tha....
P.s : another creature to get my bows 4 sense of humour . Bows bows bows ^0^ ^0^ ^0^ to smiling face of yours :p
hehe jalebi girl..lol
tu badi tharki hai :D
lol
ok.First glimpse of autobiography is revealed. The past of a sensitive girl is full of sensational incidents...wow liked the post.
hiii
masttt post yaar !!
Hahaha..Baap re! Tu tabhi se itna sochti thi? Abhi next kiska number hai? ;)
@ pj
:) incomplete truth babeh
@ pranav
Bravo! u said it all...
i hate maths..i hate maths a lot...i hate it soooo much...
@ mehreen
likho likho..
waiting
@ peter
sab nai likhte re...kabhi kabhi mere papa blog dekhte hai..aur comments bhi :P
@ superunknown
:)
@ miks
yeah i missed a pilot in my life..lemme see..i have options to go ahead
hehe
@ d gypsy
u mean sabke life mein maths wala dream man hai??
:P
@ paramveer
thankss
@ tickled pink
(nice name..thoda naughty jaisa)
haan behen galat nai samajhna..mein komolika nai hu :P
@ i'l try to be truthful
hehe likhungi baki sare next part mein kabhi
@ hary
thanks a lot
@ arv
:)
thanks a lot
@ amal
why u people want a pilot in my life...dnt insist me to bring one :P
@ saim
:P
iska matlab post aacha laga tumhe? haina
@ suyog
aare bachpan mein thodi pata hota hai ke truck wala family ko sath leke ghomta hai ke nai..
blind thoughts of childhood yaar!!
@ anki
aare yaar sacchi sale wali research chal rahi thi...god promise
:)
@ dosth
tinku mere bachpan ka padosi hai...aare koi competition nai yaarr..uske papa ka transfer ho gaya..no updates about him now :(
@ abhishek
hehe nai re..
@ kido
:)
thankss kido
@ prajoyt
:)
tu kaha missing ho gaya tha..here after long time
@ neeraj
isko bolte hai sansani failana... ;)
baki agli baar likhungi...
thanks a lot
@ rabbit
bachpan se hu
(hero ko mat batana)
@ yayaver
this goes like
dreams + fiction + stupid thoughts + chlidhood = Me
(not actually a biography)
@ as
thank you hai ji.
@ pranay
khurafati baache kehte hai hume gharwale :)
next number...mein aapna next shikar dhoondh rahi hu..mil jayega toh bataungi
Those who dream most, do the most.
- old saying.
:)
@ hobo
:)
sahi kehte hai
lol;) i loved the truck wala ;) i dunno y but i did!
I wanted to marry a rickwala...ahh the fascinations of bachpan!!
@ divsi
love is blind, you dont need to know everything ;)
@ shanu
haan aise bachpan mein bohot sadhiya ho gai hoti..choices jaldi change hoti hai ..haina
Lolz... it was humorous... :)
Gr888888888Yaar! Very innovative & yet BINDAAS. I liked your writing style & would love to read your other posts.
I would love to have your responses on my blog, so do visit, I’ll be eagerly waiting.
Good luck 4 next posts………
Love,
Manjari
hikharfidaarebest172
This is actually more fatela than a David Dhawan movie :D!
Is this at least 20% true.
Naahiiiin!
Anyways, if it is, its not a David Dhawan movie, its a Devi-The One movie, in which a whacko Devi looks for her The One.
Good jokes in the post ;)
@ deepika
:)
thanks
@ blue moon
aare time pass hai yaarrr yeh toh
will read your blog..have added you in my blog list
@ stupidosaur
isko bolte hai pyar se bejjati karna...
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