Friday, June 26, 2009

My Dream Man or Men

I was wondering how fast the time flies. Feeling like “abhi kal hi ki baat lagti hai jab mummy ne pehli baar pados ke tinku se milwaya tha aur by god ki kasam usko dekh ke mere hosh ud gaye the I mean koi ladka itna chikna kaise ho sakta hai”.
NO NO I was not at all like the nain mattaka type girl….par dil hai ke manna hi nai chahta… :P

So the symptoms of all my adaiyen (typical girly expression) started coming out soon. Oye adaiyen matlab baacho wali.


So let me share some of my dream man or men which I thought of since my childhood. Kindly ignore your logical thoughts for few minutes like everyone does at the time of watching David Dhawan ki movie.

- The first position goes to a TRUCKWALA, the benefit I use to think of it was, hum hamesha ghoomte rahenge..sara India naap (measure) lenge.
- Then I forgot him as soon as I understood the importance of dresses for girls. It’s like a never ending competition between all females, to have more and more and more number of dresses. All variety all color, they want all…I mean I want all…all of them. So the next person came was the one who had this big showroom and all those variety and colors.
- One day I went with..?? hmm with whom I don’t remember…but yeah I remember I went for an ice cream, and I realized this was my manzil (target actually) I don’t need a showroom wala dream man, I want this ice cream wala…roz roz free fund ki ice cream khao.
- Finally, my happy days came to an end and I went to school. I met a maths teacher there and I hated him but then I thought like a chatur chalak ladki with komolika expression ‘agar mein isko aapne jaal mein fasa lu toh yeh maths ka paper out kar dega mere liye aur fir mujhe 2 ka table yaad nai karna padega’, and he replaced the icey creamy wala.
- Some not so important people to mention here, the same class guys and new guys in alternate year… skip skip and see how I tired to hop in all type of professions.

Chalo chalo get back to work all of you...sab thodi na likhne wali hu...sab bhai behen padte hai blog... kya sochnege mere bare mein.
Chalo bhago yaha se!

(Michael Jackson - King of Pop died...a news for those who dont even bother to check the home page)

62 comments:

Priya Joyce said...

hahahah/// mast post che :P

lolz..sabse mast that maths teacher waala kissa :P

;)

Pranav Kumar V said...

ROFL!! Very smart!! The moral is, the guy you want is the one who can give you whatever you want at that point in time... very very smart!!

But I never felt the same seeing my female Math teachers!! I always wanted them to pick a fight with my male Math guys, they hit really hard and one punch in this females face and she'll be history!! But the losers act like the sweetest men on earth when they're talking to them and thrash Math-allergic kids like me in class!! :-X

Who cares?? I didn't flunk any major Math test till now and I'm done with it for life!! :D

See you when I see you... :D

WarmSunshine said...

ROFL

That was funny :D

I have a list of 'em too... kabhi share karoon gi apne blog pe :P

u tc babes!

peter said...

army wale kidhar gaye be ?

Superunknown said...

bonderful. had me in splits.

MultiMenon said...

Naughty joieee.. :p

Why did't u dream of a pilot??u cuda been the high flying gal accompanying ur man.. ;)

anyways,cool post..joiee stylee.. :D

Take care

Nikhil

d gypsy! said...

:P

i liked the 'maths teacher thingy'

guess many of us had d same thots.... :P

paramveer said...

so funny post!!!.....and dress businessman is a gud idea.......hehe..[wink]

PARAMVEER
mypoeticaccent.blogspot.com

Tickled pink said...

kuch galat nai sochungi.opposite sex ko dekh kar people start doing funny things like this. so chalta hai.

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

:D :D :D Joie and Joie ke bande :P
kya super post hai hahaha " komolika jaisa expression :P " oof what happened to those typical K serials?

oww sare hi likh deti, hum to vella baithe hain :P

ps- I learnt about MJ from NEWS

hary!! said...

lol....all the way...new here..will keep visitin...keep writin!
hary

Arv said...

Hiya... first time here...

and its an happy go read...

a light hearted post that brought a smile to my face even in a foul mood :)

thanks mate...

take care... cheers...

Amal Bose said...

ROFL..
cute post..
no policemen? pilot? soldier??

comfortably numb said...

:P

Suyog said...

mast hai yeh post ............
that was really funny !!!!!
waise the list is really nice and i really kept my logics apart while reading ....truck drivers dont really carry there family to "measure" the highways :D

enchantinganki said...

sale lagane vala..kal unki saath date pe gai thi na.. :-P

ye toh mera bachpan tha...hehe!

Dosth said...

ab yeh tinku kahan se ayaa yaar..??

new competition..batayi nai..

Abhishek Khanna said...

2nd case mein maine actually socha tailor !! :D

Miss Kido said...

Maths teacher ka kissa mast tha :D

Have a great weekend :)

prajyot said...

lol.. :-)

that was funny...!!

neeraj_only said...

Kya re ...story start kar ke thag diya public ko ( can't stop laughing )
to be continued.... hi likh dena tha....

P.s : another creature to get my bows 4 sense of humour . Bows bows bows ^0^ ^0^ ^0^ to smiling face of yours :p

rabbit said...

hehe jalebi girl..lol

tu badi tharki hai :D
lol

Yayaver said...

ok.First glimpse of autobiography is revealed. The past of a sensitive girl is full of sensational incidents...wow liked the post.

AS said...

hiii

masttt post yaar !!

Pranay said...

Hahaha..Baap re! Tu tabhi se itna sochti thi? Abhi next kiska number hai? ;)

joiedevivre said...

@ pj
:) incomplete truth babeh

joiedevivre said...

@ pranav
Bravo! u said it all...

i hate maths..i hate maths a lot...i hate it soooo much...

joiedevivre said...

@ mehreen
likho likho..
waiting

joiedevivre said...

@ peter
sab nai likhte re...kabhi kabhi mere papa blog dekhte hai..aur comments bhi :P

joiedevivre said...

@ superunknown
:)

joiedevivre said...

@ miks
yeah i missed a pilot in my life..lemme see..i have options to go ahead
hehe

joiedevivre said...

@ d gypsy
u mean sabke life mein maths wala dream man hai??

:P

joiedevivre said...

@ paramveer
thankss

joiedevivre said...

@ tickled pink
(nice name..thoda naughty jaisa)
haan behen galat nai samajhna..mein komolika nai hu :P

joiedevivre said...

@ i'l try to be truthful
hehe likhungi baki sare next part mein kabhi

joiedevivre said...

@ hary
thanks a lot

joiedevivre said...

@ arv
:)
thanks a lot

joiedevivre said...

@ amal
why u people want a pilot in my life...dnt insist me to bring one :P

joiedevivre said...

@ saim

:P
iska matlab post aacha laga tumhe? haina

joiedevivre said...

@ suyog
aare bachpan mein thodi pata hota hai ke truck wala family ko sath leke ghomta hai ke nai..

blind thoughts of childhood yaar!!

joiedevivre said...

@ anki
aare yaar sacchi sale wali research chal rahi thi...god promise
:)

joiedevivre said...

@ dosth
tinku mere bachpan ka padosi hai...aare koi competition nai yaarr..uske papa ka transfer ho gaya..no updates about him now :(

joiedevivre said...

@ abhishek
hehe nai re..

joiedevivre said...

@ kido

:)

thankss kido

joiedevivre said...

@ prajoyt

:)

tu kaha missing ho gaya tha..here after long time

joiedevivre said...

@ neeraj
isko bolte hai sansani failana... ;)
baki agli baar likhungi...

thanks a lot

joiedevivre said...

@ rabbit
bachpan se hu
(hero ko mat batana)

joiedevivre said...

@ yayaver

this goes like

dreams + fiction + stupid thoughts + chlidhood = Me

(not actually a biography)

joiedevivre said...

@ as

thank you hai ji.

joiedevivre said...

@ pranay
khurafati baache kehte hai hume gharwale :)

next number...mein aapna next shikar dhoondh rahi hu..mil jayega toh bataungi

Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

Those who dream most, do the most.
- old saying.
:)

joiedevivre said...

@ hobo
:)
sahi kehte hai

divsi said...

lol;) i loved the truck wala ;) i dunno y but i did!

Shanu said...

I wanted to marry a rickwala...ahh the fascinations of bachpan!!

joiedevivre said...

@ divsi
love is blind, you dont need to know everything ;)

joiedevivre said...

@ shanu
haan aise bachpan mein bohot sadhiya ho gai hoti..choices jaldi change hoti hai ..haina

Deepika Gupta said...

Lolz... it was humorous... :)

Blue Moon said...

Gr888888888Yaar! Very innovative & yet BINDAAS. I liked your writing style & would love to read your other posts.

I would love to have your responses on my blog, so do visit, I’ll be eagerly waiting.

Good luck 4 next posts………

Love,
Manjari
hikharfidaarebest172

Stupidosaur said...

This is actually more fatela than a David Dhawan movie :D!

Is this at least 20% true.

Naahiiiin!

Anyways, if it is, its not a David Dhawan movie, its a Devi-The One movie, in which a whacko Devi looks for her The One.

Good jokes in the post ;)

joiedevivre said...

@ deepika

:)
thanks

joiedevivre said...

@ blue moon
aare time pass hai yaarrr yeh toh

will read your blog..have added you in my blog list

joiedevivre said...

@ stupidosaur

isko bolte hai pyar se bejjati karna...