Girls are such a creature who would emerge very unlike from at first what they are. It’s not only the hormones alone its something which they take over from Venus. Girlfriends and wives can be the best spy team in the world. No more better detectives we could get. This XX chromosome has full on potential to bring guys down in most of the conditions :P . Make sure you have Venus in your favor or else this lady luck can ruin you with the help of jhadu (kind of Indian vacuum cleaner). A typical she is gifted with a dhasu kind of memory, able to remember all the days you didn’t come on time, you forgot to take her out, number of time you didn’t said you love her, times you slept while she was telling you how kamla vimala nirmala told her latest gossip..etc etc etc..She is definitely the one you chose for yourself when you didn’t know the hidden talents of getting screwed.
So all you fools there get some phool (flower) for your dear one just in case you have only one, if not then try something that bites less of your pocket. Keep the typical one happy inside and rest you can be assured off. She would kill you with her smile.
Dhiskaiooo
62 comments:
LOL!!!
I must have my fiance read this. He'd be thrilled. He's always telling me how dangerous wives are :D
Loved it!!! Nice for a change after a long, tiring day :)
hehe! nice post der!
i agree completely bout the memory thing!! neday:)
bhooo...
hehhe..tu padhi experiment kar rahi hai :P..
tujse kabse aisi baatein samaj aane lagi..tu gal hai but aise traits nahi hai tujmai :P
ROFL!!!
isko kehte hain zor ka jhatka dheere se...hehehehe!!!
hehehhe...very true, no doubt.
but u r also girl, so u r also part of tht... :)
nice post..
Yeah,yeah..I can agree with what you write..Though am expectedly waiting for the tide to turn our side.. :)
Nikhil
haha super duper uber cool post :)
vadda fundoo post he bhiya. nicely summed up.
my younger sis remembers every fight we had since we were kids. i m like wth:O
"Girls are such a creature who would emerge very unlike from at first what they are."
kk..i hv learnt that one important lession in last 1 yr...
n ur post is so funny as it seems to be...hehe
PARAM
mypoeticaccent.blogspot.com
LOL ... kind of Indian vacuum cleaner :)
That was witty.
i just got hitched... not even 24 hours.. i will know soon :)
LOL... Good one :)
So all you fools there get some phool jhadu (kind of Indian vacuum cleaner) ROFL :D
:P...:D...glad i know somethings now :P....
urs..hemu..
And thatz typical you, You shud have been a guy ..and I shud have been a smoker, fir ikathey addebaazi kartey, aur laundiayabaazi kartey ....apan =)) LOL
Girls are \m/ ;)
Liked it immensely..specially the pic =P
hahahah...spies :P lolz..waise sahi hei..they've had to adapt to that coz of the "guy behaviour" :P
well well yeh guys need to keep them happy..
we deserve it after all ;)
you are scaring the guys...
lol
tc
hhehehehe lol .:)
i liked the new look neha. even d new blog name. :)
rare to see a female coming down with such thoughts, which if noted by a guy would mean an invitation to the ambulance while testing cyanide on self....
hilarious thou!!
@ mehreen
yeah tell him the hard realities of life..it isnt very easy to live with a female :P
@ divsi
:)
true right
@ asmi
hehe haan mujhe sab pata hai..
u need tuitions..come to me :D
(* conform the rates)
@ mayz
;)
sai bola
and what happened to your pic..?? pehle wala was more good or hot :P hehe
@roo ba roo
yeah indeed m a gal..
but u might have heard
exceptions are alwayz there..(see m escaping) :P
@ niks
ahem ahem..
see exceptions are alwayz there
@ sam
thankss bhiyao
bas abhi half truth aaya hai remainin bhi jaldi aayega :D
yeah sisters remember evrythin..my sister keeps on reminding me all those blackmailin techneques i use to trick on her
@ param
yeh sunke woh dailog yaad aaya
"mein toh sach bolta hu aachi aapne aap lag jati hai" - Singh is King
:P
@ gunjan sir
hehe aap married hai sir..u know better
right?
@ chriz
;)
@ kido
:D
thanx
@ hemzi
find a woman in your life..then you'l know :P
@ peter
hehe ab kya kahu..tujhe toh already sab pata hai...
yaha kuch abuse words keh diye toh ladkiya mujhe boycott kar dengi blogosphere se. :P
@ crystal
:D
@ pj
yeah true
:)
@ rabbit
hehe jab ladki aachi lagi tab nai socha yeh sab..ab kya..
karo ya maro
@ preeti
thanks a lot dear!
@ cheers to life
somebody has to tell the truth :P
nice change actually..
witty and at the same time , i had a good laugh... ;)
i loved the pic par ye aapko kya ho gaya ji? nari sanvaad?
oh and another thing
" ladki ankhiyon se goli maare *dhishkiaoon*" :D :P :D
**i just got hitched..
As per ur post Joi, Chriz just got screwed. lol!
Keshi.
... good post...
got lotta knolEDGE from it !!!
:P ;) :P
urs
suree
ohh..the bullet just zipped past my nose :P!!
@ d gypsy
:)
thanks
@ i'l try to be truthful
kya mastt gana haina ankhiyo se goli mare... :)
@ keshi
hehe
let it be
@ suree
good for you then
@ rahul
really?? :P
tune mere dil ki baat likh di
Lol..well said mate :P
being a girl u wrote this post ...............saare ladko ko daraane ka iraada hai kya ?
btwe u dint mentioned wat those guys shud to do who dont have any typical she of thers...
ufff...maar dala!! :P
Transformation...escorting to layering :)...keep goin!
@ abhishek
:)
antaryami kaho mujhe bacccha
@ shanu
:) i know
@ suyog
ab darana kya hai..woh toh foto dekh ke hi darr gaye honge
and those who dont have their 'she'..dnt wry you'l get one someday if you fall in love or they'l b arranged by your parents someday :P
@ prakhar
:P marr gaya :O
Where is SHE ?
@ hobo
teri she toh tujhe hi pata hogi na :P
Awesome !
True to the core ;)
@ nidhi
haanji
aur aap kya thok ke bhaw mein comment karke gai ho...bade dino baad dekha tumhe yaha
Hahaha ! thats how life has become.. work and few other things have been keeping me busy.. but m trying to catch up on all the special posts i have been missing out on frm a long time :)
So thok bhaav mein aaye comments ko please accept kar lijiye ;) dil ki gehrayi se aaye hai ji :)
@ nidhi
aare sab rakh liye.. :)
comment reject karna paap hai
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