Naam Be-Naam :P

• Ankur Mittal dekh Ex-patwari ko kitne majje are hai like karri hai post ko ... bakshi naam se ...

  03 December at 15:32 · 
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  Purvee Jain ha saala baat hum kar rahe hai....aur maze patwari le rahi....kitna mast surname tha..change kar liya :(

  03 December at 15:34 ·  ·  1 person
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  Ankur Mittal haan jabardasti shaadi karli ladki ne bachpane main hi ...aur party bhi itni door di thi .... aur shadi ke baad to dikhi hi nahi ....

  03 December at 15:35 · 
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  Purvee Jain ha pati parmeshwar ki araadhna hi kar rahi hai tabse....thoda hum logo taraf to dhyan deti..

  03 December at 15:36 · 
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  Ankur Mittal sahi hai kar to aisi rahi hai jaise pehli baar shaadi kari ho .... hunh!! aur jaise isne akele ne hi shaadi kari hai kya puri duniya main ... bhari busy rehti hai ....

  03 December at 15:37 · 
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  Purvee Jain sahi bol raha hai......utha kar le aate hai is aurat ko uske pati ke ghar se....sab kuch kitna manoranjak hoga

  03 December at 15:40 · 
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  Ankur Mittal he he he kidnap after marrige, maza aayega ... saadi main uthayenge use ...

  03 December at 15:41 · 
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  Purvee Jain ha fir hum aage aage aur uska pati humare peeche peeche..

  03 December at 15:42 · 
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  Ankur Mittal fir use tab hi chodenge jab wo uska surname wapas patwari nahi karti ...

  03 December at 15:44 · 
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  Purvee Jain ha ha ha ...sahi idea hai...is par short film bhi ban sakti hai aur publicity ke liye bol bhi sakte hui...."it is a real story"

  03 December at 15:45 · 
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  Vinita Chuglani ‎@ankur n purvee: vellepanti ki shuruwat
  vellepanti ka mid
  vellepanti ka ant..
  vellepanti ki hudd par kar chuke ho tum log....
  DHoooorrrr log!!!

  03 December at 16:23 · 
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  Ankur Mittal he he, vinnu tu velli hai fokti hum to jeevan ke majje lere hai ... tuje majje lete hi nahi aate ... tu dhor ...

  03 December at 16:24 · 
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  Vinita Chuglani Ex-patwari: dekh le ab beta..kaisi kaisi plannin karre hain log tere changed surname k peechhe..vapas badal le.. :P

  03 December at 16:24 · 
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  Writzy Tyagi kya time pass laga rakha hai bey...??!!

  03 December at 16:55 · 
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  Neha Bakshi hehehehe..saloo kitna time passs kar rahe ho...hehehehe..
  patwari se toh bakshi aacha hi hai....

  18 hours ago · 
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  Writzy Tyagi sahi kahti hai mummy meri ladkiyan shaadi k baad badal jati hai...!!! patwaari sharam kar...apne muma papa k pyaar dular ko bhool gai..nalayak..!!! lolzz..

  17 hours ago · 
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  Ankur Mittal Hai ram ex-patwari tu aisa kaise keh dakti hai bakshi achcha hai, hutt isme itne majje nahi ate bolne main. Aur nalayak patwari se tu jani jati hai kuch to izzat rakh us surname ki.

  14 hours ago via Facebook Mobile ·  ·  1 person
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  Vinita Chuglani ‎@bakshi: tujhe pata hai ye likhne me hi itna ajeeb laga hai to bolne me kaisa lagega..EX PATWARIIIII

  about an hour ago · 
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  Purvee Jain hai raam patwari...matlab ki new bakshi.....tere in shabdo ko sun ne se pehle mere kaan fat kyu nahi gaye...
  humse puch.....jane kaha gaye wo din....jab hum kehte the tujhko patwari......aur ek ab hai..... :(.... huh

  about an hour ago · 
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  Writzy Tyagi kaise kamine ho bey...patwari ko reliase karne se pahle hi topic se bhatak gaye...kamino...come t the point....jab tak patwari apne shabd vapus nahi leti usse taane maarte raho..!!! :)

  about an hour ago ·  ·  1 person
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  Vinita Chuglani beta sindhi vahin bolte hain jahan faida ho..kisi bhi aire gaire sudhh shkahari type k logon se bat nahi karte ;)
  P.S: the only exception here is ankur (proudly!!)

  about an hour ago · 
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  Vinita Chuglani ‎@EX patwari: purvee ka overactin comment padke to pighal ja..kaisee ho rahi hai be..
  @writs: ab theek hai??

  40 minutes ago · 
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  Purvee Jain ha patwari....kuch to soch humare baare me aur tere patwari wale khandan ke baare me.....plzzzzzzzzzzzz.....keh do....keh do..keh do ki tum apne shabd wapas leti....keh dona....

  37 minutes ago · 

It may not be a right decision always we make in life. We learn..we grow..we understand and we MOVE.

Making moves in life doesn’t mean running away from the pangs of memories, it could be a let go of a few things from life and making space for new one. Not everything we do with ourselves is with choice and options…

Smooth transitions in life is a silly wish to make.

Hell Yeah.

kyun...kyun...kyun

Beware

(read at your own risk, writer should not be blamed for any sade hue tamater wale expression :P)


kyun 7 din ek se nai hote..

kyun mujhe maths se darr lagta hai..

kyun sahi waqt pe mere phone ka balance NIPAT jata hai..

kyun dost call you later kehke call nai karte..

kyun yeh word frustration banaya gaya..

kyun mera headphone aur speaker itne aache mausam mein kharab hai..

kyun log time pe milte nai..

kyun rakhi sawant shadi nai karti..

kyun ladke lal (red) chaddi pehen ke jhooht bolte hai (ke hum nai pehente)..

Innocence Over Guilt

The rules are thus…
RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent..
or whatever I feel like..this is my blog..jo chahe karu :)
RULE 2
Mein is rule ko nai manti :P
RULE 3
Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag your friends.

PLAY TIME

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Asked someone to marry you? Yeah, so many times..

Ever kissed someone of the same opposite sex? I didnt get right chance

Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent

Ever told a lie? Daily 2¹⁰⁰ times

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? My fish..errrr

Kissed a picture? Innocent (shy) :)

Slept in until 5 PM? yes yes...mera AM-PM sab chalta hai

Fallen asleep at work/school? soo many timess yaarr..countless

Held a snake? yeah plastic ka

Been suspended from school? 2 baar..with proud :D

Worked at a fast food restaurant? nope

Stolen from a store? never

Been fired from a job? not yet

Done something you regret? well, we all have done..so what makes it special if I write here

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes yes yes..

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? NO :( , Haven't seen the real snowflake...I need sponsors for my Finland trip now

Kissed in the rain? :) Every time

Sat on a roof top? Yeah..sat on the roof, slept on the roof etc etc

Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent

.This question is deleted. :P

Shaved your head? hehe.. cant imagine me as 'TAKLI'

Shot a gun? Yeah..the one we have in fun fare..to shoot balloon..I M Champ

Donated Blood? hehe.. I need some blood donation right now

Liked someone, but will never tell who? Ignoring this question :P

Been too honest? Hmm..yeass

Erased someone in your friends list? Yeas RECENTLY

My Dream Man or Men

I was wondering how fast the time flies. Feeling like “abhi kal hi ki baat lagti hai jab mummy ne pehli baar pados ke tinku se milwaya tha aur by god ki kasam usko dekh ke mere hosh ud gaye the I mean koi ladka itna chikna kaise ho sakta hai”.
NO NO I was not at all like the nain mattaka type girl….par dil hai ke manna hi nai chahta… :P

So the symptoms of all my adaiyen (typical girly expression) started coming out soon. Oye adaiyen matlab baacho wali.

So let me share some of my dream man or men which I thought of since my childhood. Kindly ignore your logical thoughts for few minutes like everyone does at the time of watching David Dhawan ki movie.

- The first position goes to a TRUCKWALA, the benefit I use to think of it was, hum hamesha ghoomte rahenge..sara India naap (measure) lenge.
- Then I forgot him as soon as I understood the importance of dresses for girls. It’s like a never ending competition between all females, to have more and more and more number of dresses. All variety all color, they want all…I mean I want all…all of them. So the next person came was the one who had this big showroom and all those variety and colors.
- One day I went with..?? hmm with whom I don’t remember…but yeah I remember I went for an ice cream, and I realized this was my manzil (target actually) I don’t need a showroom wala dream man, I want this ice cream wala…roz roz free fund ki ice cream khao.
- Finally, my happy days came to an end and I went to school. I met a maths teacher there and I hated him but then I thought like a chatur chalak ladki with komolika expression ‘agar mein isko aapne jaal mein fasa lu toh yeh maths ka paper out kar dega mere liye aur fir mujhe 2 ka table yaad nai karna padega’, and he replaced the icey creamy wala.
- Some not so important people to mention here, the same class guys and new guys in alternate year… skip skip and see how I tired to hop in all type of professions.

Chalo chalo get back to work all of you...sab thodi na likhne wali hu...sab bhai behen padte hai blog... kya sochnege mere bare mein.
Chalo bhago yaha se!

(Michael Jackson - King of Pop died...a news for those who dont even bother to check the home page)

Typical SHE

Girls are such a creature who would emerge very unlike from at first what they are. It’s not only the hormones alone its something which they take over from Venus. Girlfriends and wives can be the best spy team in the world. No more better detectives we could get. This XX chromosome has full on potential to bring guys down in most of the conditions :P . Make sure you have Venus in your favor or else this lady luck can ruin you with the help of jhadu (kind of Indian vacuum cleaner). A typical she is gifted with a dhasu kind of memory, able to remember all the days you didn’t come on time, you forgot to take her out, number of time you didn’t said you love her, times you slept while she was telling you how kamla vimala nirmala told her latest gossip..etc etc etc..
She is definitely the one you chose for yourself when you didn’t know the hidden talents of getting screwed.
So all you fools there get some phool (flower) for your dear one just in case you have only one, if not then try something that bites less of your pocket. Keep the typical one happy inside and rest you can be assured off. She would kill you with her smile.

Dhiskaiooo

Door ke Darshan

Doordarshan more precisely known as ‘Door ke Darshan’. The Indian broadcast service which has remained truly untouched with the way it was presented. The look and feel has been the same today, though the content and presentation has upgraded from the past.
Remember the good old days when cable, dish and satellite TV were not the part of our daily routine. Doordarshan was the only available source of information, education and entertainment. Some things never change like the news reader of doordarshan or the duration of brakes. It’s just the same. The only channel you could see after years with some changes and would feel like “Aaj bhi waise hi hai”.

Have a look at the video clip; this is a sequence from a program called gali gali sim sim one of my favorites on DD these days. Check the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCkDUdvlxw

Faltu Baat

How would you feel when people start spotting pimple on your face? Obviously there won’t be any ‘good good’ feeling. This was how my day started today.
My dearest sister said – “ohhh see you got 2 pimples on face?” (very intense expression)...like she got something treasure able. I said "Hmm I spotted it last night itself and you don’t need to see the details of it like how big it is? Or how many days it will take to fade out? Yeah it looks very attractive right, that’s the first thing you need to tell me this sunny morning. Great now get lost.”
This wasn’t enough next comes my mom and says “See you have got big pimples.” Wow, so should I more blessed for that. Ufff now my mom also have great expectations from me that m pimple less creature. (Aishwarya Rai ko bhi pimple hote honge kasam se)
Another pimple claim held at office, the accountant auntyji said, “You have got redness on face”. (seedhe bolo na aunty pimple hai). I said “oh I didn’t know about that, yeah. (aacha hua aapne bata diya..huh)”

Khair jane do…bohot frustration hai.

Don’t make pimple a hot day topic atleast.

Pimple ko pimple hi rehne do koi naam na do.

zzzzzz

“Best way to ignore the world is to go under Hibernation.”

- joie

" Shrewd people never allow anyone to read their MIND."

aaj 31st dec hai

aaj 31st dec hai, last day of this year..
aaj sari city fursat mein hai shayad, sab baache log bahar ghoom rahe hai, aunties ko aaj shopping naam ke kide ne kaat liya hai, sab uncle log aapni aapni biwi'S ke sath ghoomne firne nikla gaye hai..cycle walo ko bhi chaiin hai nai woh bhi bahar aa gaye hai..auto, city buses and metro taxi toh all time roads par hi rehti hai...ek baar agar yeh city bus aapke vehicle ke samne aa jaye toh aap kitna hi horn bajao, kitti bhi galiya do, frustao yeh nai hatenge..u see irado pe paake yeh hai bohot :P
i was going back to home and itna traffic dekh ke sahi mein watt lag gai so i tried to map another route form the usual one, lekin woh kehte hai na jyada dimag lagana bhi khatarnak hota hai...so maine wahi jyada intelligence dikhane ki koshish ki aur...ting ting tiding...
i was stucked in traffic, ekdum shadndarr wala, aisa lag ra tha koi war front pe hai, dusman kabhi bhi wrong side se entry maar sakta hai aapna tank i mean aapni car ya bike leke..aur shayad woh aapke upar hi chad jaye ya fir misbalance ho jaye aur badi hi romantic tarike se aapke upar gir jaye..
waise mere sath koi romantic scene nai hua..also not any hittin scene..mein badi mehnat kar rai thi waha se bahar aane ke liye, jaise exam mein 35 number ke liye karte haina bilkul waise hi..
well the journey was memorable maine kuch nayi galiya seekhli is chote si safar mein..
shayad aage use karne ka chance mil jaye..
:)
Happy new year friends

Trrring Trringg

Na jane kitni kahaniya suni hai isne, fir bhi mann nai bharta..har roz kuch naya purana..guzarta hua..
Kabhi result ke number…kabhi placement ki khushi…kabhi ghar jane wali train ka conformation…kabhi mummy ki fikrrr…kabhi bhai se udhaar…kabhi dosto ke sath get together planning…kabhi ladki patane ke liye info...kabhi indian idol ke registration…kabhi bewajah reality show ke voting…kabhi chuunu muunu ke pehle wrds..kabhi college ke detailed discussion…kabhi syllabus ki chinta…kabhi girlfriend ke soke uthne ki awazz… kabhi faltu time passs…kabhi sad news…kabhi last sentence...kabhi silence..kabhi extra loud volume coz of excitement…huh..
Kuch exceptional, kuch incomplete!!!
We can’t deny them, rite? We all have experienced it in some or the other way.

Conversations which are close to us….somewhere near the depth…special...important...facts...truths...pains...all ours!!
“Small stories traveling in sound”

5 to 7

I was absolutely unavailable today. It was just about 5 evening and I was enjoying the "thandi hawa" in college garden, was looking at clouds wow it was so beautiful. A group of dark clouds were trying to push each other…Still feeling the sound of air in my ears.
Well, I was really doing nothing there.
Laid down in dry grass on my bag and closed eyes for a moment, kept my phone on silent mode. Yeah some chotu kida’s were really troubling me.
My mom kept calling me but I wasnt intrested to go back home. I wanted to be there for some more time and wished to write something, anything, may be irrelevant or weird. But finally had to go home, it was dark, but nice to disappear for sometime there.
So that was 5 to 7 today…there was nothing very special but it was pleasant for me, don’t know why??

Strange na